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 “Do you really want to piss off the only person in town that still likes you?” Maude has a way getting straight to the point. “Parton doe...

E very woman in my life, except my ex-wife, has told me I’m nothing but a big softie. That underneath my growling and grumbling and howling ...

S ince I had the cash, I went against my better judgment and decided to pay rent. The next day I woke up in the late afternoon and walked up...

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